genuine bastard

[genuine bastard]

[play-now-my-lord]

mr. beast has given 5,000 rural children an all-expenses-paid trip to the big city to develop postmodern anomie and eventually become podcasters

[play-now-my-lord]

mr. beast has begun teaching farm animals about the inescapable duhkha of the endless cycle of birth and death and has already given several horses and cows the buddha nature

[play-now-my-lord]

mr. beast has given me a handjob under the table

[genuine bastard]

[king-dra]

im watching a speedrun of some dumb "backrooms" game and this tutorial tip it gives you is killing me

[snooterboops]

ALT

the youtube monsters they added to the backrooms watching me drink almond water

[ps2polpo]

For those wondering why almond water, earlier stories about the backrooms mention an almond smell. Now a bunch of people who don't know how to do horror well seem to have jumped to the idea that this almond smell is some magic cure all almond water

It should be noted that an almond smell is a common sign of cyanide which flew over those people's heads

[genuine bastard]

Anonymous asked:

I Am Going To Have Sex With The Metaphysical Concept Of Karma

cryptotheism answered:

I Got My Huge Dick And Balls Caught In The Spokes Of The Great Dharmachakra Oof Ouch My Dick

[genuine bastard]

[cungadero]

here’s my one whole discourse post for pride month. you fucks will never ever ever wean off the radfem shit if you keep trying to give “cis men are evil” nuance. no, it’s not bad because they could be closeted or questioning, it’s bad because gender essentialism is a fucking brain poison and it makes you stupid

[harrypotterfuryroad]

this is “not all men” cloaked in progressive-sounding vocabulary

[cungadero]

harry potter blog.

[genuine bastard]

[multitrackdrifting]

in tears every time i check this account

[genuine bastard]

[cryptotheism]

I wish I was a monk who could fuck. I don't even spend money. All I do all day is read shit and make food and watch image. I want to live in a monastery with access to twinks.

[genuine bastard]

Anonymous asked:

Road head is illegal since driving a car technically while having genitals exposed falls under public indecency/exposure laws

gwynndolin answered:

well its not exposed innit. its in someone’s mouth

[genuine bastard]

[mlarayoukai]

How I sleep knowing I'll get into heaven specifically because I draw men in panties

[genuine bastard]

[spicyblogger2]

[genuine bastard]

[c3po]

found a gem when i was playing with my niece at the park

[genuine bastard]

Anonymous asked:

I got syphilis after I fucked that ghost, so they were right on that

cryptotheism answered:

Stop fucking Akkadian corn demons!!!!

[genuine bastard]

[nyanoraptor]

wonderful pic of nyan skulls i got from ghostontheweb on twit !!

[genuine bastard]

Anonymous asked:

casts Greater Chastity Cage on your White Ass!

jame7t answered:

[genuine bastard]

[ereborslionheart]

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

[rohirric-hunter]

Originally posted by bunyoobi

[grumpynorthernblacksmith]

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

[venowyn]

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

[thespectacularspider-girl]

GROND!

[the-everything-man]

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

[transmechanicus]

[randomtechpriest]

GROND GROND GROND!

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name

[ekjohnston]

EXACTLY

[genuine bastard]